im never telling a white boy im egyptian ever again
cute things to call your girlfriend:
5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it
Former Madison, WI Mayor Dave Cieslewicz, “You thought Wisconsin losing high-speed rail was bad? It actually just got worse.”
The moral of this story is that when a Republican tells you they’re for fiscal responsibility, it means you can kiss your tax dollars goodbye.
A fraction of what DC collects.
being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry
what CIS stands for:
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